“Khamenei, one of the most evil figures in history, is dead.”

The U.S. President:
“Khamenei, one of the most evil figures in history, is dead.”
“This is not only justice for the Iranian people, but for all great Americans, and for all of Khamenei’s victims.”
“He was unable to escape our intelligence services and highly advanced tracking systems.”
“In close cooperation with Israel, there was nothing he — or the other leaders who were killed with him — could do.”
“This is the greatest opportunity for the Iranian people to reclaim their homeland.”
“We are hearing that many members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, the army, security forces, and other police forces no longer wish to fight and are seeking immunity from us.”
“They can receive immunity now; later, they will receive nothing but death.”
“We hope the Revolutionary Guard and the police will peacefully merge with Iranian patriots and work together as one team to restore the country to the greatness it deserves.”
This process should begin soon, as it is not only Khamenei who has died; the country has been severely devastated — nearly annihilated — in just one day.
“Intensive and precise bombing will continue uninterrupted throughout the week, or as long as necessary to achieve our goal of establishing peace across the Middle East — and indeed the entire world.”